Aidy Bryant's sleazy Ted Cruz apology is the winner of this 'SNL' cold open

Andrew Cuomo (Pete Davidson) and Gina Carano (Cecily Strong) also line up to deliver their, uh, "heartfelt" apologies.
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Aidy Bryant's sleazy Ted Cruz apology is the winner of this 'SNL' cold open
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In the latest addition to the Saturday Night Live cold open-verse, Britney Spears (Chloe Fineman), inspired by Framing Britney Spears, has a newly launched talk show where people can come on and apologize for the terrible things they've done. If you've paid attention to any headlines in the past week, you know where this is going.

Britney's first guest is hopefully-soon-to-be-former Texas Senator Ted Cruz (Aidy Bryant), who definitely did his duty as an elected official when he fled his home state in the midst of an historic weather crisis and then offered a series of weak explanations when he was caught. For a guy who's already shouldered the not-unearned moniker of "seditionist" this was still a new low.

Bryant nailed it, of course. Her sleazy take on the disgraced U.S. Senator's half-assed apology is both hilarious and also filled with reminders of just how terrible the IRL Cruz's string of decisions really was. He was so bad that the talk show's subsequent guests, Andrew Cuomo (Pete Davidson) and Gina Carano (Cecily Strong), aggressively distance themselves from the Senator.

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Adam Rosenberg is a Senior Games Reporter for Mashable, where he plays all the games. Every single one. From AAA blockbusters to indie darlings to mobile favorites and browser-based oddities, he consumes as much as he can, whenever he can.Adam brings more than a decade of experience working in the space to the Mashable Games team. He previously headed up all games coverage at Digital Trends, and prior to that was a long-time, full-time freelancer, writing for a diverse lineup of outlets that includes Rolling Stone, MTV, G4, Joystiq, IGN, Official Xbox Magazine, EGM, 1UP, UGO and others.Born and raised in the beautiful suburbs of New York, Adam has spent his life in and around the city. He's a New York University graduate with a double major in Journalism and Cinema Studios. He's also a certified audio engineer. Currently, Adam resides in Crown Heights with his dog and his partner's two cats. He's a lover of fine food, adorable animals, video games, all things geeky and shiny gadgets.


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