It's been 22 years since the world watched Rose survive the Titanic by holing up on a floating door. But our hearts have gone on for Jack, who surely could have lived, too, if Rose had just scooted over.
"Jack could have fit on that door" truthers on the internet still regularly bang the drum that a near-death Rose could have saved her steerage-class lover if she'd just made a little room on her makeshift floatation device, a door.
Now, Céline Dion, the woman who gave voice to the Titanic theme song "My Heart Will Go On," is joining the fray.
Looking fab in a poofy one-shouldered gold lamé situation, Dion delivers a feminist close reading of a still from the movie that depicts Rose on the door and Jack floating in freezing water.
"He doesn't need an invitation," Dion says, looking coldly to camera. "Come on, baby."
Watch the whole video for her full read of the situation. Finally, the queen has spoken.
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