Larry David's annoyed social distancing PSA is the most Larry David thing ever

"You know, if you've seen my show, nothing good ever happens going out of the house."
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Caitlin Welsh
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POV: Larry David yells at you for being an idiot who goes outside and possibly spreads coronavirus to old people like him, but not necessarily specifically him, because he wants nothing to do with you.

California is at the top of the social distancing PSA game, from former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's mini horse to this crotchety gem from the Curb Your Enthusiasm icon, via current governor Gavin Newsom's social channels.

"Go home! Watch TV! That's my advice to you," David says, gesticulating exasperatedly in the general direction of idiots who aren't staying home.

"You know, if you've seen my show, nothing good ever happens going out of the house, you know that. It's just trouble out there. It's not a good place to be."

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Caitlin Welsh

Caitlin is Mashable's Australian Editor. She has written for The Guardian, Junkee, and any number of plucky little music and culture publications that were run on the smell of an oily rag and have since been flushed off the Internet like a dead goldfish by their new owners. She also worked at Choice, Australia's consumer advocacy non-profit and magazine, and as such has surprisingly strong opinions about whitegoods. She enjoys big dumb action movies, big clever action movies, cult Canadian comedies set in small towns, Carly Rae Jepsen, The Replacements, smoky mezcal, revenge bedtime procrastination, and being left the hell alone when she's reading.


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