"Wear a mask / Wash your hands / It's not like you have / Other plans."
Dating is already a tricky, complicated business, but the coronavirus — and the virtual/socially distanced dates it's led to — have only added to this.
Here to drum home just how messy the whole thing has become is Dua Lipa and James Corden, with a COVID-19 dating-themed parody of the singer's hit songs "Don't Start Now" and "New Rules."
Remember: "One: There's a new third base / It's when you get to see their lower face."
Also, it goes without saying, but make sure you follow your government's coronavirus rules for socialising ahead of Dua Lipa's, even though she is undeniably wise.
