'Great British Bake Off' quotes taken out of context

Oh so many double entendres.
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'Great British Bake Off' quotes taken out of context
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"Who wants to eat some carpet?"; "Don't injure yourself on the balls"; "Can you come and grab my jugs, please?" -- these are just some of the glorious Great British Bake Off quotes that feature in the video above.

The supercut rounding up all of the show's more, er, memorable quotes was created by YouTuber A Piece of Rhys. It comes after the the all-too-abrupt conclusion of this year's Bake Off Season on Wednesday,

See how many times you can count the words "moist" and "stiff".

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Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.


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