Big swole guy crushes watermelon between legs for fun, I guess

If only there were an easier way to crack open a watermelon.
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Jessye McGarry
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Big swole guy crushes watermelon between legs for fun, I guess
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Watermelons are tough to crack open if you refuse to use any of the tools that would make it distinctly easier, like a knife.

However, this man decided to forgo the knife and instead crush it open with his legs.

The question we're left with is, but why? Was it for sport? For fun? To prove his worth to his crush? An act of transgression? Something to fill the time between life and death as our world burns around us?

We'll never know. In the meantime, check out the video. It's impressive.

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Jessye McGarry

Jessye McGarry is an acquaintance, middle child and former Humor Intern at Mashable.


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