Home Alone's Marv returns after 26 years to mess with a spider

Not even a brick to the skull could kill this guy.
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Elise Cooper
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Home Alone's Marv returns after 26 years to mess with a spider
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In a video that pairs all the elements of your childhood nightmares, actor Daniel Stern aka Marv from Home Alone who definitely should have died from his injuries' but didn't -- has resurfaced overnight to unleash your repressed arachnophobia.

It would seem that despite suffering what real world doctors classified as mortal wounds in the franchise, Stern is still alive and well. And harbouring 26 years worth of emotional trauma.

When a video starts with "I hope I can show you without killing myself," you know it's going to be good. And by good we mean DEAR GOD PUT IT AWAY.

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Elise Cooper

Previous Watercooler Web Culture Intern - Sydney Australia // misc burden on society


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