60,000 Medieval warriors stand no chance against 300 Jedi

Apparently, it's NOT all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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60,000 Medieval warriors stand no chance against 300 Jedi
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How many puny men would it take to stand up to a single, lightsaber-wielding Jedi? More than 200, apparently.

The latest madcap virtual war cooked up by the gaming gift that keeps on giving, Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, pits a battalion of 300 "Laser Knights" against an ever-growing legion of sword-swinging footmen. Again and again, the Laser Knights prevail.

The final showdown cranks the footmen army up to 60,000. It lasts for about 10 minutes and some of the Jedi do fall... but it's still no contest. Steel, flesh, and bone just aren't a match for swords that shine with the burning light of science fiction.

Topics Gaming Star Wars

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Adam Rosenberg

Adam Rosenberg is a Senior Games Reporter for Mashable, where he plays all the games. Every single one. From AAA blockbusters to indie darlings to mobile favorites and browser-based oddities, he consumes as much as he can, whenever he can.Adam brings more than a decade of experience working in the space to the Mashable Games team. He previously headed up all games coverage at Digital Trends, and prior to that was a long-time, full-time freelancer, writing for a diverse lineup of outlets that includes Rolling Stone, MTV, G4, Joystiq, IGN, Official Xbox Magazine, EGM, 1UP, UGO and others.Born and raised in the beautiful suburbs of New York, Adam has spent his life in and around the city. He's a New York University graduate with a double major in Journalism and Cinema Studios. He's also a certified audio engineer. Currently, Adam resides in Crown Heights with his dog and his partner's two cats. He's a lover of fine food, adorable animals, video games, all things geeky and shiny gadgets.


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