Remove lingering guests with Ryan Reynolds and Jimmy Fallon's 'get the f*** out of my house' candle

"Within minutes, unwanted guests will be a thing of the past."
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Shannon Connellan
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Remove lingering guests with Ryan Reynolds and Jimmy Fallon's 'get the f*** out of my house' candle
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So you did the thing. You had your buddies over for a wholesome holiday gathering. But it's late, and they're really settling in. You've given them all the usual hints, from OTT yawning to dramatically noting the time.

BUT. THEY. WON'T LEAVE. Solution?

The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon and Ryan Reynolds star in this all-too-relatable fake ad for a product we could honestly often use.

The "Get the Fuck out of My House" candle will make light work of your predicament, by spreading a horrific scent through the house, whether you're more inclined toward microwaved garbage, old shrimp, or sweaty Crocs.

"Within minutes, unwanted guests will be a thing of the past." Just remember to blow the candle out, you live there!

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Shannon Connellan
UK Editor

Shannon Connellan is Mashable's UK Editor based in London, formerly Mashable's Australia Editor, but emotionally, she lives in the Creel House. A Tomatometer-approved critic, Shannon writes about entertainment, tech, social good, science, culture, and Australian horror.


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