J.J. Watt is the voice of reason in an 'SNL' spin on 'Rudy'

Does Robbie have what it takes? No he does not.
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J.J. Watt is the voice of reason in an 'SNL' spin on 'Rudy'
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We've all seen the feel-good football movie of forever, Rudy. But for a cold, hard splash of reality, try "Robbie."

In this Saturday Night Live sketch Chris Redd plays the the all-spirit, no-talent Robbie who desperately wants to take to the field on the big day. Everyone's on board and willing to quit the team to make that happen... except J.J. Watt. The SNL guest host and IRL football player is flabbergasted, because Robbie is terrible and will probably die on the field.

Then the kindly, old janitor (Kenan Thompson) shows up with even more intel on Robbie, as if J.J.'s descriptive rundown wasn't enough. But the coach (Beck Bennett) wants to give him a shot. Does Robbie have what it takes?

No. The answer to that question is no.

Topics SNL

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Adam Rosenberg

Adam Rosenberg is a Senior Games Reporter for Mashable, where he plays all the games. Every single one. From AAA blockbusters to indie darlings to mobile favorites and browser-based oddities, he consumes as much as he can, whenever he can.Adam brings more than a decade of experience working in the space to the Mashable Games team. He previously headed up all games coverage at Digital Trends, and prior to that was a long-time, full-time freelancer, writing for a diverse lineup of outlets that includes Rolling Stone, MTV, G4, Joystiq, IGN, Official Xbox Magazine, EGM, 1UP, UGO and others.Born and raised in the beautiful suburbs of New York, Adam has spent his life in and around the city. He's a New York University graduate with a double major in Journalism and Cinema Studios. He's also a certified audio engineer. Currently, Adam resides in Crown Heights with his dog and his partner's two cats. He's a lover of fine food, adorable animals, video games, all things geeky and shiny gadgets.


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