Kermit and Miss Piggy's relationship is 50 shades of kinky

Who knew Tea Lizard cared so much about vaseline?
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Peter Allen Clark
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Kermit and Miss Piggy's relationship is 50 shades of kinky
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After over 40 years of bondage together, including a time or two in splitsville, Kermit and Miss Piggy's intimate relationship would probably begin to feel a little stale. They may need something... er... spicy to keep the flame from going out. To address that, this much-needed mashup envisions their relationship through the leathery 50 Shades of Grey lens.

YouTube channel Darth Blender took the time and care to lift scenes from six different Muppets movies (and one 50 Shades of Grey trailer) to put together this fascinating, if a little uncomfortable, journey through the love life of America's favorite frog and pig couple.

Who knew that Tea Lizard cared so much about vaseline?

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Peter Allen Clark

I have done neat stuff all over these United States from sailing lessons on the Puget Sound to motorcycle maintenance on the backroads of upstate New York. My professional experience extends from newspaper reporting in the mountains of Eastern Oregon to fixing espresso machines throughout Kentucky. I also have kept a cat alive for 10 years.


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