Dude mods his car's windshield washer fluid to squirt kombucha in his mouth

Don't try this at home.
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Dude mods his car's windshield washer fluid to squirt kombucha in his mouth
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Have you ever seen something that makes you truly question the fate of humanity?

YouTuber Daniel Tillotson rigged up a juice dispenser through his car, so that instead of shooting washer fluid, it would send a stream of possibly toxic liquid straight into his mouth.

He starts by draining the wiper fluid from his car, and then flushing the reservoir out with hot water -- note that he didn't think to sanitize it before DRINKING from it. He decides that when the water runs clear, it's probably safe to drink.

"Uh, like that's pretty shitty," Tillotson says, holding up a cloudy glass of water from the reservoir. "We got that like, oily haze on top of the water and I don't really trust that."

Yikes.

He fills the reservoir with raspberry pomegranate kombucha and takes the newly modified car out for a spin.

"Sure wish I had some kombucha right now," he proclaims, before triggering a stream of lukewarm, soapy fermented tea aimed at his mouth. The system he created didn't really take accuracy into account, so he ends up soaked in sticky vinegary juice.

The video ends with audio of him retching up whatever hell drink he ingested, so it's safe to say that this is not something you want to try at home.

While this is clearly a joke, we applaud Tillotson for his potentially toxic innovation.


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