Fallon torches Mike Pence's painful attempt to tell a joke where a dog gets shot(?!)

Mike Pence should probably not pursue a career in comedy.
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Fallon torches Mike Pence's painful attempt to tell a joke where a dog gets shot(?!)
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Mike Pence's idea of a joke involves a car crash, a dog and a cow being euthanized, and a crash victim who doesn't want to get shot by the responding cop. No, context doesn't help at all here.

The former vice president unleashed his idea of a joke during a speech earlier in the week, and The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon spent some time interrogating that decision on Friday's episode. It might surprise you to learn that Pence, whose natural look can best be described as "stone-faced,' doesn't have a great grasp on comic timing.

It could be a quirk of the way The Tonight Show cut up the video, but Pence's rambling delivery make it seem like he's retelling a joke her heard once at a party, but didn't take the time to prepare for a retelling; instead, he's just winging it. Content could also be an issue here, since it's hard to find laughter right after you're told a poor doggie with a broken back got shot in the head.

I'm gonna say it again: Context doesn't help here in the slightest. Even the generally chill Fallon struggles to find a response other than "WTF???"

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Adam Rosenberg

Adam Rosenberg is a Senior Games Reporter for Mashable, where he plays all the games. Every single one. From AAA blockbusters to indie darlings to mobile favorites and browser-based oddities, he consumes as much as he can, whenever he can.Adam brings more than a decade of experience working in the space to the Mashable Games team. He previously headed up all games coverage at Digital Trends, and prior to that was a long-time, full-time freelancer, writing for a diverse lineup of outlets that includes Rolling Stone, MTV, G4, Joystiq, IGN, Official Xbox Magazine, EGM, 1UP, UGO and others.Born and raised in the beautiful suburbs of New York, Adam has spent his life in and around the city. He's a New York University graduate with a double major in Journalism and Cinema Studios. He's also a certified audio engineer. Currently, Adam resides in Crown Heights with his dog and his partner's two cats. He's a lover of fine food, adorable animals, video games, all things geeky and shiny gadgets.


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