Parents teach their kids about masturbation, and we're so glad this isn't us

Forget about the birds and the bees, we've got a way more uncomfortable talk you'll probably be grateful you never received.

In WatchCut's latest video, parents teach their children all the ins and outs of self love. Most of the kids are pretty good sports about the whole thing -- even the one boy who finds out his mom's "back massager" is used for a slightly different purpose.

Of course, masturbation is a totally natural and healthy thing that's well worth teaching kids about. But the idea of your mom explaining how a vibrator works? Eeek.