Call the 'Parents Hotline' to fantasize about a wild night out

If you are reading this through bleary eyes, help has arrived.
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Jenni Ryall
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If you are reading this through bleary eyes, help has arrived.

Hamish and Andy's Parent Fantasy Hotline, featured in the radio duo's recent video skit, is the taste of normality so many new parents are craving. You dial the fantasy hotline, talk to someone who doesn't know the first thing about your struggles and escape for three minutes for $40. 

Andy will tell you about his unplanned night out, the golf game he has to get out of bed for tomorrow and that he never thinks about a hangover -- because he can just sleep it off. It is all the pleasure you need while your baby screams its head off in the other room. 


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Jenni Ryall is Mashable's VP of Content Strategy. She spends her time launching cool, new things such as Mashable Deals and Mashable Reels. On the other days, she is developing strong partnerships with companies including Apple News, Flipboard, Snapchat, Facebook, Twitter and Reddit.


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