James Corden's parody of 'It Chapter Two' and 'The Bachelor' is really something

"I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to be the physical manifestation of your worst nightmare."
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Shannon Connellan
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James Corden's parody of 'It Chapter Two' and 'The Bachelor' is really something
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Even Pennywise deserves love.

The Late Late Show host James Corden donned that famously horrific clown makeup to parody the It Chapter Two villain -- Bachelor style -- and it's kind of delightful.

He's overjoyed to go on the group date, he slays the talent show, and he stirs up some serious sh*t among the other contestants.

"I'm sure he didn't appreciate me cutting in on his time with Ashley, but look I'm not here to make friends," says clown Corden. "I'm here to be the physical manifestation of your worst nightmare."

Oh, and does he want kids? Hell yeah.

"I've wanted kids for a long time, they're so sweet and tender and delicious."

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Shannon Connellan
UK Editor

Shannon Connellan is Mashable's UK Editor based in London, formerly Mashable's Australia Editor, but emotionally, she lives in the Creel House. A Tomatometer-approved critic, Shannon writes about entertainment, tech, social good, science, culture, and Australian horror.


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