Inventor made a robot to write the perfect Internet comments

It may not be coherent. But it's accurate.
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Jonathan Keshishoglou
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Inventor made a robot to write the perfect Internet comments
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Is it becoming a chore to write countless Internet comments? Do you get tired of senselessly ranting on forums and message boards?

Well even though it's not for sale, this robot designed for Internet commenting may have the answer. Designed by inventor Simone Geirtz, self-proclaimed "expert in shitty robots," the Comment Assistant machine specializes in the thoughtful dialogue that happens online.

As a demonstration, Geirtz included a sample of the robot's wisdom: "DFGJKNABEHOÖägk'åD^KFIål'kuähiostöeagrlu­efykdtsrDY4579UEHOTI"

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Jonathan Keshishoglou

Jonathan Keshishoglou (he often shortens that last part to just "Kesh") was an editorial intern on the Mashable Watercooler team. Watch him ramble coherently on Twitter: @keshception


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