'Rogue One' video review by The Onion offers a unique criticism

"The puzzle is bloody impossible to do alright. It's impossible."
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'Rogue One' video review by The Onion offers a unique criticism
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The first Rogue One: A Star Wars Story reviews are out following its release on 14 December.

But if you are a true Star Wars fan, this review from our favourite satire news outlet, The Onion, will definitely strike a chord.

In it, movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal unsuccessfully attempts to sing the movie's praises as he inevitably falls back to one unrelated thing that really annoys him: a seemingly impossible-to-do Star Wars photo mosaic that he purchased some time ago.

"Rogue One is the next installment in the epic Star Wars series, and a film that needed to go a long way to earn back my trust after last year's release of the thoroughly disappointing 'Droids of the Resistance' jigsaw puzzle," he says with slight disappointment.

By the end of the review, he can't hide his frustration anymore:

"The puzzle is bloody impossible to do, alright. It's impossible. All the pieces are exactly the same colour so you have no clue where everything goes."

Topics Star Wars


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