Ryan Gosling accidentally licked his masseuse's stomach

Have you ever accidentally licked your masseuse's belly during a Turkish massage gone awry? Ryan Gosling has.

After much prodding, Gosling described this rare horror on The Graham Norton Show. "[The masseuse's] idea of massage was to, like, take my one leg and the other arm and try to connect it behind my back," he began.

Unfortunately, when Gosling cringed in pain, his mouth opened, and the masseuse's stomach — a hairy one, just so we're clear — brushed right up against his tongue. "His belly went in my mouth," Gosling said.

Uh, no worries, Ryan Gosling. Happens to the best of us.