Ryan Lochte's fake Rio robbery gets songified

"That's some dumb sh*t." - Matt Lauer
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Sophie Hirsh
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Ryan Lochte's fake Rio robbery gets songified
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Ryan Lochte has all the makings of a pop star – he's pretty, he has a great body, he's kind of dumb and he already has a crisis manager.

Songify took the Olympic swimmer's recent interview with Matt Lauer on Today about the alleged Rio robbery and turned it into a catchy pop song called "Drunk Frat Boy."

We'd love to hear a Ryan Lochte studio album, featuring songs including, "Don't Go Chasing WaterPhelps," "I Love Lochte" (to the tune of "I Love Kanye") and "Swim Into My Heart."

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Sophie Hirsh

Sophie was a Viral Content Intern for the Watercooler channel. More writing and other stuff by Sophie can be found at www.sophiehirsh.com.


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