'SNL' sketch shows us what dating might look like in a post-quarantine world

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'SNL' sketch shows us what dating might look like in a post-quarantine world
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Saturday Night Live gives us a glimpse into what the post-quarantine dating scene might look like when this pandemic finally comes to an end.

The sketch is titled "How Low Will You Go?" if that gives you any indication of how desperate SNL thinks we'll get.

It's centered around "sexy singles just getting out of that quarantine," who are looking to be matched up with anyone at this point.

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In a typical dating show, contestants would probably ask tons of questions, take some time to get to know the person, and really give some thought to whether or not this match is truly the one.

But no one has time for that after social distancing for so long. Vibrators are dead, desperation is high, and all forms of physical touch are a distant memory.

On this dating show, matches are made in a split second — no questions asked. Like, literally.

Topics SNL


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