The Jonas Brothers join Seth Meyers for horrifying day drinking and horny songwriting

Let's be honest: This looks like a great time.
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Caitlin Welsh
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The Jonas Brothers join Seth Meyers for horrifying day drinking and horny songwriting
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The Jonas Brothers are no Rihanna, but so few people are. Still, the three do their best to fill her big, hilarious Fenty x Puma shoes as they join Seth Meyers for one of his Day Drinking specials.

You know things are heading downhill fast when they kick off with birth-order-inspired cocktails. The worst is the "Baby" drink, a gag-inducing vengeance beverage for years of parental lenience: Kahlua, Hi-C juice, and rosé ("Mom's favorite, just like the youngest"), chugged out of sippy bottles.

Meyers only has one brother, Josh, so he brings in 30 Rock star Jack McBrayer as a ringer. As always, it's amazing and disconcerting watching Kenneth The Page doing normal people things like shotting tequila, screaming at former Disney Channel stars, and toasting Cambridge Analytica for some reason.

They also write songs that rhyme "zenith" with "penis" and require Nick Jonas to sing about 69ing a lot, as well as play a very rowdy game of drinking-shuffleboard. We're going to need outtakes from this immediately.

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Caitlin Welsh

Caitlin is Mashable's Australian Editor. She has written for The Guardian, Junkee, and any number of plucky little music and culture publications that were run on the smell of an oily rag and have since been flushed off the Internet like a dead goldfish by their new owners. She also worked at Choice, Australia's consumer advocacy non-profit and magazine, and as such has surprisingly strong opinions about whitegoods. She enjoys big dumb action movies, big clever action movies, cult Canadian comedies set in small towns, Carly Rae Jepsen, The Replacements, smoky mezcal, revenge bedtime procrastination, and being left the hell alone when she's reading.


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