Seth Meyers breaks down all the very sane, stable ways Trump is expressing his impeachment feelings

The stable genius guide to impeachment inquiry decorum.
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Caitlin Welsh
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Seth Meyers breaks down all the very sane, stable ways Trump is expressing his impeachment feelings
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If you thought the late night hosts had a mammoth job summing up all the wild shit Trump tweeted over the weekend, then strap in, because Seth Meyers has taken A Closer Look at 24 hours of Trump totally handling this impeachment inquiry like the calm, rational, stable genius he keeps claiming to be.

The revelation that the president apparently wanted costings for a moot moat full of alligators and snakes along the border wall ("like some inbred medieval king") wasn't even the most vivid moment in this latest chapter of this week's #TrumpMeltdown, as Meyers points out.

"He looks like a rabid groundhog who just popped out of his hole and predicted six more weeks of word vomit," Meyers says, gesturing to a still of a furious Trump during an Oval Office press op (just one occasion on Wednesday where he ranted off-topic to press about the Ukraine scandal fallout for some time).

"He looks like a python jutting out of the Amazon river — they should put him on the southern border."

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Caitlin Welsh

Caitlin is Mashable's Australian Editor. She has written for The Guardian, Junkee, and any number of plucky little music and culture publications that were run on the smell of an oily rag and have since been flushed off the Internet like a dead goldfish by their new owners. She also worked at Choice, Australia's consumer advocacy non-profit and magazine, and as such has surprisingly strong opinions about whitegoods. She enjoys big dumb action movies, big clever action movies, cult Canadian comedies set in small towns, Carly Rae Jepsen, The Replacements, smoky mezcal, revenge bedtime procrastination, and being left the hell alone when she's reading.


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