"Look at how long this is! Is there no character limit on Truth Social? I haven't seen something that long and incoherent since my mom accidentally had voice to text on while she had a conversation with our neighbor Linda."
This is Seth Meyers reacting to Trump's extremely long post on Truth Social about Jeffrey Epstein, with the president suggesting he was the driving force for the files to be released and writing that Epstein "was deeply associated with many well-known Democrat figures" (a line of argument Jon Stewart responded to earlier in the week).
"I also like when Trump starts using big words like 'respectively' — that's how you know he's spinning out," says Meyers. "If things get any worse his next post is going to say, 'Heretofore I have toiled many fortnights in quiet obscurity to secure the release of these most precious documents and make known henceforth that I was not friends with, and thus never visited, Jeff and the Island, respectively.'"
Topics Late Night With Seth Meyers
