Drake's exes unionize in new 'SNL' sketch

"Her loss, is our gain."
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Chance Townsend
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Are you a woman who's ever had an encounter with Drake that then turns into him using your likeness to diss you in a song? Well, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

In a new sketch from Saturday Night Live, the exes of the rapper Drake have had enough—they're unionizing as the "United Tingz of Aubrey."

For too long Drake has written hit after hit about women who have wronged him (and some women who've done nothing at all).

"My name is Courtney," starts one ex, played by Ego Nwodim. "I left Drake a voicemail once about an overdue car payment and now I'm an interlude on an album. How does that work?"

You didn't even have to be dating Drake to catch his scorn.

"That Keke do you love me song ruined my damn life," says host Keke Palmer. "That man had the whole internet asking if I'm the Keke, well yes I'm THE Keke but just not that Keke. Stop acting like we smashed and give me my damn six million dollars."

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Chance Townsend
Assistant Editor, General Assignments

Chance Townsend is the General Assignments Editor at Mashable, covering tech, video games, dating apps, digital culture, and whatever else comes his way. He has a Master's in Journalism from the University of North Texas and is a proud orange cat father. His writing has also appeared in PC Mag and Mother Jones.

In his free time, he cooks, loves to sleep, and greatly enjoys Detroit sports. If you have any tips or want to talk shop about the Lions, you can reach out to him on Bluesky @offbrandchance.bsky.social or by email at [email protected].


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