Joe Biden commands the nation to 'stop seeing Spider-Man' in an absolutely unhinged 'SNL' cold open

"I didn't say: Don't go to the movies. I said, Stop seeing Spider-Man!"
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A still from Saturday Night Live featuring James Austin Johnson in his Joe Biden costume. He's standing at a podium in the White House press room, gesturing toward a monitor that shows text reading: "Stop seeing Spider-Man"
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Saturday Night Live knows the root cause of the Omicron variant: Spider-Man: Far From Home.

In one of the show's most deliriously batsh*t cold opens in some time, James Austin Johnson leads the way as an insistent President Joe Biden who commands, even begs, the nation to stop seeing the latest Spider-Man movie. At first, it's because — he claims — the latest chapter of the Marvel wall-crawler's ongoing story is behind Dec. 2021's Omicron variant-fueled surge. But it's not long before Spidey is forced to shoulder the blame for everything from the looming Ukraine-Russia conflict to the Democrats' stumbling efforts to bolster U.S. voting rights.

As funny as all of this is on its own, the sudden, unexpected arrival of Pete Davidson (I won't spoil what his deal is) takes the delirious batsh*ttedness to heretofore unexplored realms of "what the hell?!" When someone dressed in a Spider-Man suit shows up at the very end to join the usual "Live from New York...!" shout-out, it almost feels like something went wrong and a planned comedy beat was missed.

That ain't it. This cold open is very, very right. If Spidey didn't swoop in to save the (comedy) day, it's because his heroics weren't needed.

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Adam Rosenberg

Adam Rosenberg is a Senior Games Reporter for Mashable, where he plays all the games. Every single one. From AAA blockbusters to indie darlings to mobile favorites and browser-based oddities, he consumes as much as he can, whenever he can.Adam brings more than a decade of experience working in the space to the Mashable Games team. He previously headed up all games coverage at Digital Trends, and prior to that was a long-time, full-time freelancer, writing for a diverse lineup of outlets that includes Rolling Stone, MTV, G4, Joystiq, IGN, Official Xbox Magazine, EGM, 1UP, UGO and others.Born and raised in the beautiful suburbs of New York, Adam has spent his life in and around the city. He's a New York University graduate with a double major in Journalism and Cinema Studios. He's also a certified audio engineer. Currently, Adam resides in Crown Heights with his dog and his partner's two cats. He's a lover of fine food, adorable animals, video games, all things geeky and shiny gadgets.


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