Michael Keaton is selling some weird Halloween cookies in 'SNL' Shop TV sketch

It's a classic vanilla sponge cake. Soft, squishy, and all-natural.
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Chance Townsend
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice star Michael Keaton was this weekend's Saturday Night Live host, joining the show's cast for a very special Halloween segment of Shop TV.

In the sketch, hosts Rhett and Lindy, played by Mikey Day and Heidi Gardner, are trying to keep things festive for the "Spooktober" season when they introduce Keaton as “The Cookie Guy,” who’s selling some particularly... interesting Halloween-themed cookies. The cookies are meant to resemble zombie eyes, but—surprise!—they end up looking more like a certain body part. Yep, you guessed it: breasts. And that’s pretty much the entire joke.

When Lindy points out that the cookie’s center looks “very pink,” Keaton doubles down, explaining that it’s supposed to be a “bloodshot eye.”

“I would've gone with a blue-eye, but tell us about the flavors a little tit—bit,” Rhett chimes in.

Cue 5 minutes of breast innuendos that I will not repeat here.

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Chance Townsend
Assistant Editor, General Assignments

Chance Townsend is the General Assignments Editor at Mashable, covering tech, video games, dating apps, digital culture, and whatever else comes his way. He has a Master's in Journalism from the University of North Texas and is a proud orange cat father. His writing has also appeared in PC Mag and Mother Jones.

In his free time, he cooks, loves to sleep, and greatly enjoys Detroit sports. If you have any tips or want to talk shop about the Lions, you can reach out to him on Bluesky @offbrandchance.bsky.social or by email at [email protected].


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