Jar Jar Binks assumes his rightful place as the star of 'Rogue One'

Listen up, Star Wars fans. Your wildest dreams are coming true. Yes, that's right — everyone's #1 favorite character Jar Jar Binks is the new star of Rogue One.

This (parody) trailer nestles Binks' unparalleled charisma and character value comfortably into a protagonist role. Wait, why didn't someone do this sooner?

Chewbacca Mom is also present, but let's focus on Jar Jar. He's the real star here — and the plucky hero we've all been waiting for.