Stephen Colbert uses candy to brutally destroy Donald Trump Jr.'s Halloween tweet

“Yes, it’s never too early to teach kids the danger of sharing."
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Stephen Colbert uses candy to brutally destroy Donald Trump Jr.'s Halloween tweet
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Stephen Colbert has no time for born-rich people making obnoxious points about socialism, using innocent children.

We're referring to Donald Trump Jr.'s incredibly tone-deaf tweet on Halloween, which included a picture of his daughter Chloe looking sad, and a supposedly economic and political "lesson."

"Yes, it’s never too early to teach kids the danger of sharing," Colbert said. "Also, it's never too early to learn the proper spelling of 'too.'"

"But while we’re at it, Don Jr., on Halloween, kids go to door to door to get free candy from the neighbors, because the kids don’t have it, and the neighbors do. That’s socialism," Colbert added.

The Late Show host then launched himself into a daring but hilarious tirade using only candy, which predictably finishes with a mock choc bar reading "Douche."


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