Stephen Colbert and Sutton Foster perform 'Cats' for the modern age

In case you hadn't heard, the beloved musical Cats is back on Broadway — but Stephen Colbert thinks it could be a little more realistic.

So he teamed up with Sutton Foster to create a Cats for the modern age: a Cats where the feline characters love curtain cords, but don't care about death.

This feels far more accurate.