Stephen Colbert loses it over Trump's pointless, personal coronavirus tantrums

"It doesn't matter who you voted for — everyone just wants to know the truth, 'cause that's how you stay alive."
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Stephen Colbert loses it over Trump's pointless, personal coronavirus tantrums
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It's Tuesday, we think, and everyone's just about done with this week already. After just a couple of clips of President Trump bitching at White House reporters who asked perfectly reasonable questions about coronavirus testing, Stephen Colbert traded his home-office Late Show monologue for whimpering "What is wrong with him?" from somewhere around carpet level.

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"You know what? Who gives a shit?" said an exasperated Colbert, interrupting himself fact-checking a snarky partisan aside. "Trump doesn't understand that no-one cares about these hissy fits any more. All of this drama no longer plays to the camera any more, sir, not even to your own supporters.

"Because it doesn't matter who you voted for — everyone just wants to know the truth, 'cause that's how you stay alive. So grow up and do your damn job."

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Caitlin Welsh

Caitlin is Mashable's Australian Editor. She has written for The Guardian, Junkee, and any number of plucky little music and culture publications that were run on the smell of an oily rag and have since been flushed off the Internet like a dead goldfish by their new owners. She also worked at Choice, Australia's consumer advocacy non-profit and magazine, and as such has surprisingly strong opinions about whitegoods. She enjoys big dumb action movies, big clever action movies, cult Canadian comedies set in small towns, Carly Rae Jepsen, The Replacements, smoky mezcal, revenge bedtime procrastination, and being left the hell alone when she's reading.


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