Stephen Colbert mocks Trump's weird Valentine's Day email

"Just what everyone wants on Valentine's Day, a 79-year-old man begging you to 'take poll.'"
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Shannon Connellan
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With ever-rising disapproval ratings and despite the fact that he cannot run for office again, Donald Trump sent a weird fundraising email to MAGA supporters on Tuesday with the subject line "Will I hear from you before Valentine’s Day?"

Stephen Colbert absolutely noticed, especially the fact that the email ends with a button demanding, "Take poll."

"Just what everyone wants on Valentine's Day, a 79-year-old man begging you to 'take poll,'" the Late Show host quipped during his monologue on Thursday. "The spam email, which in this case was addressed to some supporter named Chris, continues: 'I hope you still love me, Chris. I didn't think you'd leave me hanging this close to Valentine's Day.' It's kind of creepy."

Colbert brought up another fundraising email Trump had reportedly sent to supporters reading "Tick, tick, tick. That's the sound of your Trump membership on its last leg."

"Why would your leg be ticking?" asked Colbert, moving into his Trump impression. "Chris, I've strapped a bomb to your thigh, if you ever want to see your shins again, take poll."

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Shannon Connellan
UK Editor

Shannon Connellan is Mashable's UK Editor based in London, formerly Mashable's Australia Editor, but emotionally, she lives in the Creel House. A Tomatometer-approved critic, Shannon writes about entertainment, tech, social good, science, culture, and Australian horror.


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