Stephen Colbert slams Donald Trump's latest bizarre quotes in brutal 5 minute monologue

He's not holding back.
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Sam Haysom
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Stephen Colbert slams Donald Trump's latest bizarre quotes in brutal 5 minute monologue
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Stephen Colbert is so done.

In the monologue above for The Late Show, he bluntly breaks down a couple of the most memorably odd things Trump has said recently -- including Trump's comments that what we're seeing and reading "is not what's happening".

"Oh good," responds Colbert while holding his heart and sighing in relief. "Oh good. Wooo, I was worried because what I'm seeing and reading is that the President is a racist, horny old burger-goblin who literally steals children from poor people."

Well, you can't really put it much clearer than that.

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.


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