'The Tonight Show' has some nifty ideas for 'Straight Pride Parade' floats

Happy now?
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Johnny Lieu
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'The Tonight Show' has some nifty ideas for 'Straight Pride Parade' floats
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Pride month is here, but with it inevitably comes complaints from certain straight people on why there's no parade for them.

Fortunately, the folks at The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon are talking about something the MSM refuses to cover: ideas for "Straight Pride Parade" floats.

Correspondents Julio Torres and Patti Harrison have got suggestions for floats, including a karaoke float which just features endless singing of "Come On Eileen" and a shrine to polo shirts that are one size too big. Happy now?

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Johnny Lieu

Mashable Australia's Web Culture Reporter.Reach out to me on Twitter at @Johnny_Lieu or via email at jlieu [at] mashable.com


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