If the popularity of Hydraulic Press has taught us anything, it's that the internet has a sick obsession with watching things being crushed, smashed, and generally obliterated.
That explains why so many people watched this disgusting, yet satisfying video from user PressTube of a Stretch Armstrong doll being completely shredded to pieces.
Not only is the sight of rubbery, gel-filled stretchy doll being ground up like beef in the shredder a truly horrifying image, the sound of the act is absolutely indescribable. And the close-ups of the mushed goo -- ugh. It's wonderful and atrocious and so oddly satisfying all at the same time.
If that doesn't do it for you, a headless nitrogen-frozen Stretch is also put through the shredder, and watch out because it is LOUD. Not as bubbly and squishy, but still pretty good.
Stretch gets the last laugh though when the shredder has to be cleaned up. Yikes. Take a look (and a listen) to this gratifying auditory gift we've been given.
