Just in case anyone was worried that HBO's The New Pope wouldn't have as much hot pope action as The Young Pope, the show's first trailer has arrived with plenty of topless, speedo-wearing Jude Law Pope action. There goes Lenny/Pope Pius XIII, strutting along the beach in a glowing white speedo and making the Virgin Mary faint (he's in heaven, right?), while his successor to the papal throne treats the halls of the Vatican like his own runway.
John Malkovich apparently plays the new pope, considering he's wearing a white zucchetto (only popes get to wear one), and God only knows what he'll get up to now that Lenny's out of the way.
