Unicyclist playing Star Wars theme on flaming bagpipes is the real 'Rogue One'

Things don't always have to make sense.
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Unicyclist playing Star Wars theme on flaming bagpipes is the real 'Rogue One'
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Things don't always have to make sense.

Take this video of Portland's The Unipiper, for example. Do we know why he chose to ride a unicycle through some very thick snow? No. Do we know why his bagpipes are flaming? Definitely not.

Do we know why he's wearing a Darth Vader mask? Maybe because he's playing the Star Wars theme song -- but honestly, who really knows?

What we do know is: this video, whatever it is, is glorious. In all its confusing splendor, this clip really is the Rogue One.


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