Watch: You'll never hear these words uttered in an office (and if you do, run)

"You're not going to believe this. Someone else wants to connect with me on LinkedIn!"
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Johnny Lieu
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Watch: You'll never hear these words uttered in an office (and if you do, run)
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Doesn't office work just excite you?

The random LinkedIn connection requests, meetings full of delightful and relevant information, the always-perfect air conditioning temperatures. Why ever take a holiday? It's just bliss.

To revel in how *great* office life is, Australian comedy group Collective Noun have put together a video of things you'll never hear inside one.

It's just baffling why people aren't more thrilled by the smell of tuna in the kitchen, honestly.

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Johnny Lieu

Mashable Australia's Web Culture Reporter.Reach out to me on Twitter at @Johnny_Lieu or via email at jlieu [at] mashable.com


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