If London Tube lines were people, they would be pretty entertaining

Steer clear of the Northern Line.
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Rachel Thompson
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The London Underground is an institution, and it's fair to say that each line has a distinct personality. 

Of course, there are certain lines on the London Underground whose reputations precede them. And, not necessarily in a good way. You know who you are. 

But, what if the Tube lines were people? 

Do the Hammersmith, City and Circle Lines really hang out together? Do they like each other? What does everyone think about the Northern Line. What's the deal with the Piccadilly Line, too? 

Well, wonder no more. A group of comedians have parodied each Tube line and the individual -- and oft irritating -- traits that make each line unique. 

Rachel Thompson, sits wearing a dress with yellow florals and black background.
Rachel Thompson
Features Editor

Rachel Thompson is the Features Editor at Mashable. Rachel's second non-fiction book The Love Fix: Reclaiming Intimacy in a Disconnected World is out now, published by Penguin Random House in Jan. 2025. The Love Fix explores why dating feels so hard right now, why we experience difficult emotions in the realm of love, and how we can change our dating culture for the better.

A leading sex and dating writer in the UK, Rachel has written for GQ, The Guardian, The Sunday Times Style, The Telegraph, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Stylist, ELLE, The i Paper, Refinery29, and many more.

Rachel's first book Rough: How Violence Has Found Its Way Into the Bedroom And What We Can Do About It, a non-fiction investigation into sexual violence was published by Penguin Random House in 2021.


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