If you're dissatisfied with the upcoming presidential election's major party candidates, let Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show introduce you to one of the write-in options.
Tim Calhoun, played by Will Forte, delivers gems such as, "I am pro-Isis, whether large cubes or small flakes, ices keep my drinks cold, and that's good for America."
We're especially proud of the SNL-alums for not breaking at all during the hilarious speech.
