Society's unanimous, illogical love for winter sex is a constant source of confusion among realists.
The sound of the heater, the frigid hands and, of course, the 700 layers of winter wear all make for some terrible coitus.
Thankfully, the sketch comedy group Terms of Service is here to drop some knowledge on all you sex-havers out there.
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