She's an actress, a standup comedian and a force to be reckoned with. Is there anything Amy Schumer can't do?
Since Inside Amy Schumer premiered in 2013, the multi-hyphenate leading lady has won a Peabody Award for her smart and often profane portrayal of women on all sorts of different career paths.
Here are some odd jobs Schumer has added to her resume in her quest to conquer the world, one gig at a time.
Editor's note: Some of these videos contain language that some might consider NSFW.
1. Aspiring dog walker/reality show chef
She cooks. She drinks. What can't she do? Find a job as a real dog walker, apparently. But that's no excuse to stop dreaming.
2. Poorly-behaved congresswoman
She's had some scandal come up in her past, put there's nothing she can't do without a beautiful husband by her side.
3. Cool mom
She’s not a regular mom! She knows what kids like to hold them over until they are ready for something more serious.
4. High school football coach’s wife/living wine vat
In a football town, nothing is more important than the sport itself. The key to being a football coach's wife is wine. Lots of wine.
5. Nurse/talk show host
Nothing goes better with aggressively floral scrubs than a hearty side of sass.
6. Blissfully unemployed
When striving for a perfect breakup, you don't need a job. Just a lot of strong opinions about relationships.
7. No-nonsense bachelorette party crisis handler
Bachelorette parties collide, leaving a disgusting mass of hair extensions and feather boas. The monotone and mildly merciless Amy Schumer is on the job.
8. Plain-looking plain clothes detective
"In the land of perfect 10s, 3s just don't count." Amy's plain style makes her invisible to hot people, so nothing can stop her.
9. Out-of-touch heiress/cat’s rights activist
You know, you never really hear about cat parks. Amy brings a unique perspective to the world of charity.
10. Small town meth manufacturer
All Amy wants to do is get away from a life of meth cooking and go fishing, and she won't let anything get in the way. Well, except for that one thing..
11. Fast food worker
The perfect Sorkin leading lady won't allow for any nonsense, not even in this fast food chain.
12. Magician’s gracious audience member
If tolerating the whims of another eccentric magician was a job, Amy Schumer would be a leading professional.
13. Dating reality show contestant/human garbage
It's no secret that Schumer loves The Bachelor, and in this "Love Tub" parody, she sinks down to the level of the colony of bacteria that has probably infested the tub itself.
14. Eyewear associate for serial killers
This bold venture shows off her entrepreneurial prowess.
15. Toddler pageant queen
Move over, Honey Boo Boo -- Amy don't play when it comes to tantrums or kiddie bustiers.
16. Bad gym behavior commentator
Is ESPN hiring? We've got a strong prospect for the next Sportscenter lead -- she has plenty of experience mocking local athletes, for sure.
17. Impossibly beautiful tennis player
She's beautiful. She might play tennis, too! We're sure there's nothing she can't do. Did we mention she's beautiful?