Because nothing screams Christmas spirit like traditional South Asian garb printed with a comedian's face.
Aziz Ansari debuted his celebrity-endorsed saris on Conan Monday night and it has holiday spirit written all over it. Actually, it just has his face all over it.
If you need more ideas for star-studded stocking stuffers, try Kim Kardashian Kleenexes, Ryan Gosling down feather pillows or Beyonce honey.
And be sure to snatch up those Gene Hackman gene testing kits before they run out -- they'll make the perfect Valentine's day present!
BONUS: 25 Amazingly Awful Christmas Sweaters
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