10 Care Bears having a quarter-life crisis

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Max Knoblauch
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The Care Bears, for those who don't remember, were a society of anthropomorphic colorful bears, each of whom represented a personality type or feeling.

These bears taught us about being comfortable in our own skin, the importance of sharing and the all-encompassing power of merchandising in the '90s. Yet, the bears never grew up. While we grew older and our problems more complex, the Care Bears just kept singing songs about good moods in Care-A-Lot.

We've decided to change that.

If the Care Bears could escape the shackles of immortality in the 3 to 7 year-old age range, what would they become? What personalities would they reflect?

Probably all the bad ones.

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