Han Solo isn't just a badass pilot, he's also a dad.
And, of course, once any man enters fatherhood, he immediately becomes imbued with the gift of causing massive eye rolls and groans of everyone around him -- especially his children. Han Solo is no different.
A Twitter user going by the name @DadJokeHanSolo explores the wide universe of desperately lame dad jokes as the super-cool pilot of the Millennium Falcon, but that's not more important than being Ben Solo's (a.k.a. Kylo Ren's) dear ol' Pops.
Dad Solo seems to also be related to the Twitter account @VeryLonelyLuke, the depressed uncle version of Luke Skywalker, who spends his days looking at rocks and yelling at the ocean. Their happy family is almost too relatable.
More of Han's hilarious dad-isms can be found on Twitter.
Today I took Ben and his "First Order" club to McDonalds I said "For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!"— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-YODA! Ben are you old enough to drive I don't remember— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Ben asked what my favorite food is I said Chewbacon! He said what is Chewie's favorite food then I said Ham Solo He almost threw up— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Ben asked me "Where is coruscant?" I said "She lives with corus-Uncle!" Actually Ben's uncle @VeryLonelyLuke is hiding on an island— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
What is a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Boba Feta! I'm sorry @KyloR3n was that joke to #cheesy for you!? Haha!— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Me: Knock knock Ben: Who's there Me: Dook Ben: Dook who? Me: Me, Count Dook-who! It's count Dooku, Ben! #dadjoke #zinger #classic— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
I brought Luke a movie to watch after his hand surgery 1st thing he said: What movie did you bring? 1st thing I said: "Cool Hand, Luke!!"— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
When Luke lost the fight against Darth Vader on Cloud City I asked if I could "lend a hand" Luke said ow ow oh god I'm bleeding please help— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Today Ben asked me how the hyperdrive works I told him you take a normal drive and give it sugar! He doesn't ask me about the ship anymore— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Ben, guess why your mother always picks where the rebels hide out Because she knows how to Leia low! Your mother is a treasure— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Ben how do I do a hashtag?— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 11, 2016