Well, this is one grocery store who will not be an accomplice to your Halloween shenanigans.
According to Reddit user Tkachenko, their local grocery store is taking a stand against Halloween eggings by restricting sales to minors between Oct. 24 and Nov. 1.
After all, if we don't stop the youths from buying eggs to destroy our precious, precious doors on Halloween night, where will it end? Maybe they'll just move on to tomatoes, or worse, start taking sledgehammers to watermelons.