Sorry to break it to you, Justin Timberlake, but Taylor Swift has other friends. Lots of other friends.
There's Madonna for one, and of course, the millions of Swifties that Taylor seems to be tracking down one by one until she has held each of them in her otherworldy embrace.
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The iHeartRadio Awards in Las Vegas were the latest hotspot of the grand #Taylurking tradition. Superfan Colleen Sullivan had a ticket to the show and, knowing Swift would be in attendance, began her Tumblr campaign for Swift's attention.
It worked, and the day of the awards show, Colleen got that coveted Swift follow.
After the show began, Swift's publicist. Tree Paine, whisked Sullivan and her friend Tiffany Huang away from their spots in the pit and brought them to Taylor's table.
The pair lived the dream of simultaneously chatting with Taylor Swift and having access to unlimited breadsticks. Being in the presence of Justin Timberlake, Madonna and Hailee Steinfeld were also perks of the magical evening.
When will Swift strike next? Follow her Tumblr activity to find out. #Taylurk the #Taylurker.