In case you've ever wondered how many kissy faces were too many kissy faces, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show conducted a human experiment, of sorts.
While most spectators were definitely tuning in to the "fashion show" Tuesday night to see the latest and greatest in wing-couture, the rest of us got a catwalk filled to the brim of cheeky kissy faces.
One would never have known it was possible for there to be so many diverse kissy faces: the serious kiss, the winky kiss, the kiss-and-then-tousle-my-hair kiss, the hair flip kiss, the prolonged eye contact kiss, the Taylor-Swift's-dance-move-caught-me-off-guard-and-now-I-forgot-to-kiss-oh-no-I-still-have-time kiss.
It's almost as if the angels' salaries depended on how many kisses they could blow in a 60-minute period.
Here I am worrying about exams & the Victoria's Secret Models are worried about "blowing the right kiss." #canihaveyourproblems— Emily D. (@emilyjane006) December 10, 2014
Victoria's Secret drinking game: take a shot every time someone blows a kiss. Blackout.— Lauren Hunt (@thelaurenhunt) December 10, 2014
I wonder how many hours the Victoria's Secret Angels spend perfecting the kissy face because good god they do it well.— Haley Treier (@haleytreier) July 11, 2013
So let these GIFs be your kissy face glossary -- so that next time you pucker up for a selfie or living-room-fashion-show, your kiss game will be as on pointe as Behati, Adriana, Karlie and Alexandra. #priorities