Two bats had sex on the field during an NFL game

When you're in the end zone, you really have to go for it.

Score that touchdown. Catch that pass. Have sex with another bat.

During Friday's Baltimore Ravens-Detroit Lions preseason game, two bats were spotted having sex on the field.

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While they kind of look like a pile of crabs that a player was storing on the field for a half-time snack, authorities removed them from the turf to let the game continue.

Next time, the bats ought to give it more consideration and head somewhere more private, like a snack stand storage closet or the locker room.