Capitalism and trauma: The 9 best tweets of the week

Why is everyone on Twitter screaming this week?
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Good tweets! Credit: Mashable / Bob Al-Greene / Screenshot: Twitter/@motelsiren

Tweets! You want them and them and we've got them.

That's right, once again we are back collecting the absolute best and funniest tweets from the past week. This week was chock full of good posts, but we somehow narrowed it down to a few of our favorites. So here they are, the best tweets of the week.

1. OK, OK, fine this tweet was from last week, but I was off last week and this tweet is too funny not to include it.


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2. This is the kind of capitalism that has been kicked out of the club and ended up at place nobody would go to in their right state of mind.

3. I must admit, I would miss food but I am intrigued by the idea of this unnamed modality.

4. An obligatory dril tweet.

5. Oh, for real? You've experienced trauma? Well, I guess then I am in the wrong here.

6. The escalation here is wonderfully funny.

7. This is so true of people who go goblin mode. Except for me. When I go goblin mode it is actually pretty sick and very cool. People love it.

8. Sure, the world is awful, but there is nothing in existence so beautiful as this.

9. Why is everyone screaming at me online?

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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